Saturday, 28 June 2008

Scouting for Boys in Narnia: Prince Caspian

The Highly Touted Next Big Hottie Who Actually Is




Name: Prince Caspian (a.k.a. Ben Barnes)


Distinguishing features: Decidedly un-English tan; attractive Franco-Spanish-European accent which occasionally falls off; flowing locks; big sword.


Bonus points for: Nice smile, and being actually hot instead default-someone-has-to-be-hot hot. (I'm looking at you, Legolas).


Commonly found: On horseback, either fleeing certain death or rescuing fair maidens half his age and then smooching them. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Other regular haunts include Narnian strongholds or palaces in general. In future we'll be finding him on a boat, but that movie hasn't come out yet.


Habits: Fighting with people and looking heroic.

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